It’s a sad story. Last night the Lakers played the Cavaliers in what had to be one of the most pathetic games that the NBA community has ever seen. The Los Angeles Lakers, who were extremely short-handed, managed to dominate the horrible Cleveland Cavaliers. LA only had eight players available, which eventually dwindled down to four after two players got injured, and two more fouled out. (Robert Sacre fouled out but eventually had to return to the game because the Lakers needed five players on the court. It was a mess.)
Sure, the game was a real tragedy, but it doesn’t compare to the tragedy of Chris Kaman. After fouling out of the game early in the fourth quarter, Kaman went to the bench. He then decided to lay down on all of the chairs on the sideline. Everyone in the stadium looked very confused as they saw Kaman sprawled out on the Lakers bench. Lakers coach Mike D’Antoni looked over at the tall, white mass and just shrugged it off. Let’s face it, with this Lakers season, nothing surprises D’Antoni at this point. Little did D’Antoni know, Chris Kaman was dead.
That’s right. Dead. Once the gentle giant laid down, he immediately passed away. Nobody is certain why he died but when our reporter Anna Sheeps asked teammate Steve Nash about Kaman’s untimely passing, Nash responded with two words, “locos tacos.” The NBA is still mourning the sad death of one of basketball’s true legends. Earlier today the rock icon Bono made an announcement that there will be a tribute concert to the late Chris Kaman. The concert series will be called “Live Chris”.
Bono announcing “Live Chris”
“Live Chris” will feature some of Kaman’s favorite bands like Kansas and Nine Inch Nails. The event will be held later this year. Metta World Peace is expected to perform a duet with a drunk Dennis Rodman.
Chris Kaman
RIP Chris Kaman (1825-2014)
by Danny Dagorn
Turnover Sports 